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A New Year

It’s the first day of a New Year! 2011 went faster than a bottle of my Mom’s favorite tequila mix in my house and it’s hard to believe half of my first year of High School has already come half way!

They say the New Year is a time of reflection and let me tell you, I have been reflecting on myself for quite some time trying to think how I could better myself for 2012, and by better myself, I of course mean getting a girlfriend!

I asked Kyle for tips since he seems to be such a ladys man (already got a cease and disist order from a girl in his class… now that’s hot!) Kyle says I should focus less on myself and more on people around me. I think I’ll take his advise and spend the rest of the year asking ladies out. Eventually SOMEBODY has to say yes, right?

On an unrelated front, Ben’s Birthday is fast approching and he was hinting he might try to get a party with tons of hot chicks from school. This is a pure sure thing! All those chicks hopped up on Pepsi and pop rocks, singing happy birthday till they can sing no more, it’s the perfect opportunity to release myself upon them… hmm, that doesn’t sound quite right… maybe, it’s the perfect place to expose myself and allow them to better get to know me. Yep, that’s better. We’ll go with that one.

I got a feeling 2012 is going to be the Year of Anthony!… I mean, why shouldn’t it?

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