Lost & Found 4 (FOUND!)

Everyone can relax, Kyle finally came home tonight.

Mom was half out of it watching Giligans Island and I was playing some Smash Bros when Kyle came walking in. Mom stumbled over and gave him a hug, I gave him a nod, he looked pretty good.

What happend was, Kyle was on one of these web chat things where you can apparently talk to hot women all over the world. I guess Kyles pickup skills with the written word must be a little better than mine because he talked this really hot 20 something serority chick into letting him come down and spend a few days with her before her studies started up again.

Let me just take a minute here to remind everyone Kyle is MY younger brother. He is going into Grade 8! How can he get some hot chick like that?

Anyway, Kyle hopped a train (lucky idiot) and rode the rails all the way to her University where, I guess, he immediately came to find the 20 something chick was what he called “A Trap” in that she, I guess it was a he… a really old he? Was scamming my brother. He said he hauled ass out of there but who knows?

I guess this little trip took a few days getting home because the train services were much harder to hop in the big city. Kyle says he had to beg for a few days, but ultimately said the entire trip was pretty kick ass when all was said and done. And, he didn’t get taken advantege of like all those news stories warn you about, so its all win win!

Before passing out, Mom mentioned Kyle would have to be punished for all the worry, stress, and missing persons filing, but I guess we’ll just have to wait and see what punishment she has in mind. Sleep well Mom!

I would also like to take this opportunity to thank everyone in town who kept an eye out for Kyle even though he was halfway across the country. I guess I am really just thanking me and my Mom since barely anybody is on the blog thing and nobody in town really cared all that much.

You know what? School starts in a month and all I’ve done so far this summer is play video games and look around the Train Station for Kyle… and look at trains. I’m going to do what Kyle did, I’m going to take a risk and have myself an adventure. If anybody should sub to me while I’m gone, see you in September!